Thursday, May 27, 2010

Bye Bye Spring Hello Summer rhyme

The weather is warm, summer is in the air
Spring fades so soon, like a weekend fair
The mercury rises. it's time to trim the hair
Clothes come off 'till the skin is bare
At the beach girls walking around in underwear
Makes all the boys on the boardwalk stop and stare
Summer time Summer time Say goodbye spring
Time for the Barbeque and chicken wings
Tank tops and short shorts all around
Late nights of hanging out on the town
Car radios booming with that big bass sound
Criss crossing the street, motorbikes abound
Loving the feel of a late night breeze
Loving the ladies whose outftits just tease
Summer Time Summer Time come this way
Enjoy the three day weekend Have a Cool Friday!!

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Boycott BP This Firday rhyme

BP BP What can we say. 
Polluting our ocean everyday
More destruction and more lies
Pointing fingers while our seas demise
If fish could I bet they'd cry
Cause so many of them are about to die
What the heck Don't they get it
People aren't stupid BP don't forget it
Take our money Now destory our shores
Insult our minds Where's America's uproar
Are we boycotting them at the pump
As oil in the sea BP continues to dump
Trying to salvage that oil for profit
Instead of capping that hole to stop it
It's a sad sad day to take this lying down
Is the country Just maybe too dumbfound?
There shouldn't be a single customer buying BP gas
As BP takes there time instead of moving fast
Boycott BP is all I have got to say
And if your conscience let's you then Have a Cool Friday!!

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Just Relax for this Cool Friday Rhyme

Awwwwwww Yeah  It's our favorite day of the week
Time to shake that butt 'till you're weak
Time to get loose like an old tooth
Back up that booty like a new caboose
Slide to your ride drive to the seaside
With your favorite outfit looking bonafide
Enjoy the breeze from the seas
As the wind on your skin does tease
Let your worries go out your head
Like hunger when you're fed
Time to relax kick back and chill
Just be still Let your soul refill
Get back that feeling, the week did steal
Go see a friend and enjoy a good meal
Now your mind is right You can enjoy the night
With your favorite person under the moonlight
That's All I've got to say
Well Folks Have a Cool Friday!!

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Cool Friday The Orange

Well,

This was a favorite of a lot of folks.  My description of an orange that I was looking forward to consuming.

You felt cold in my hands on this late summer day.   I could feel your smooth yet bumpy texture and it was soothing to my warm hands.  I looked at your label and could see that you were inspected by Navelate #3107.  Ahh the seal of approval of taste.  I thought longingly to dig my fingers into your course skin and watch as your skin's orange tone separated to gave way to a whitish tint.  I started to automatically sniff to get a whiff of your refreshing and reviving aroma.  My soul yearned to ingest your delicate flavor.  My mouth watered with anticipation and my taste buds danced as I thought about the pleasurable experience that my tongue was about to have.  Hmmm  I hummed unconsciously not realizing that the sound was audible.
 My fingers started to shake as my fingernails dug into your orange colored smooth bumpy flesh.  I heard your skin separate as my hands slowly peeled off your outer skin.  Your liquid essence began to burst over my trembling hands and now watery eyes.  I don't know if the tears were from your quick surprising sting or my increasing desire to bring you ever so close to the now frenzied dance that took place on my tongue.  That fragrance Oh that beautiful sweet scent tantalized my nose.  I inhaled your scent  and let it course through my lungs.  Your scent began to overwhelm me as the trembling started to over take my arms.  My mind focused now on you alone.  I do not hear the idle rambling of  the days office bustle.  I do not hear the phone ringing nor the opening and closing of the door.   I only heard the soft peeling of your skin as my hands exposed your inner beauty for me to see.  I saw you there looking like an orange globe covered in web.  I could hardly wait to bring you to the quivering masses in my mouth that screamed your name.  My trembling lips slowly separated and my tongue sprouted forth begging to feel your essence rain down.  I brought you to my lips and my teeth began to take hold of you as your rain began to evaporate into the burning desire of my taste buds.  My eyes began to close as your liquid essence overtook the last remaining control that I once had of my soul.  I began to greedily devour your essence as the masses in my mouth demanded more.  Your floodwaters rushed across my tongue and flowed into my body.  Slowly your raging flood began to quench the my mouths fire.  Your essence calms my trembling lips.  It traveled to my bottomless pit and fanned out to trembling  hands and all shaking stopped.  You extinguished the yearning in my soul.  I heard the phone ringing again.  Ahhhh  Satisfaction.


Have a Cool Friday!!